Diary

This Diary Belongs to Joey

Here unfolds the UNEDITED personal diary of a young Irish-American growing up in the suburbs of Chicago.
The diary covers Enan Heneghan's life from 1989-2011.

#23rdEntry
Thursday June 27, 191

Boomer day dude my moms acting meano to the max she almost threw the yellow pages at me but tomorrow I get to go to the carnival and Eils house Bye!

#22ndEntry
Tuesday June 25, 1991: Age 9

I forgot Im out of school I'll begin 4th grade in August we get a short vaction this summer it only till August 24 it stinks do you no were I'm at I'm on the toilet going poo! By, By!

#21stEntry
Sunday June 22, 1991: Age 9

Did I tell you were getting a ADITION Its really bugging me my parents pay more attention to it than us we had to go to 3 stores just for it then we went to Eils we had a water fite ME My DAD and Margaret won I drensed my mom with water And I got a lot of Bugs BaseBall cards And I'm Happy! JOE

#20thEntry
Sunday May 18. 1991: Age 9

Today My Mom went to a shower So she was very crabby but I got waldo's ultimate fun book. I got sickning school tommoro. I hate myself I wish I was dead. Its True He does

#19thEntry
Monday May 13, 1991: Age 9

Today was borring we had a regular day in school. Gym, Art, Reading. I am 9 years old and I'm lazy I never raise my hand because it hurts. I don't write neat because my hand gets tired Ya see I'm a borring guy

#18thEntry
Monday April 15, 1991: Age 9

Today was cool!

#17thEntry
Sunday April 14, 1991: Age 9

Today I was good. I stole a piece of candy! Ha ha ha Not!

#16thEntry
Saturday April 13, 1991: Age 9

Today I went to Keiths party it was ok then I had a babysitter YOK!

#15thEntry
Thursday April 11, 1991: Age 9

I found out ALAN loves Jackie

#14thEntry
Wednesday April 10, 1991: Age 9

Today stunk I had to go to CCD and my mom wouldn't talk to me it stinks

#13thEntry
Sunday March 31, 1991: Age 9

Today was Easter the Easter bunny was cool to us. I got tons of Junk. My b-day was a few days ago. A girl Laura Bryton I liked moved today I miss her. Well have you seen My Room sense Januarary it Bartafid its full of Bart stuff Well Big Joe Now I presume. I’m only 9 years old right now and I live on Chicago Ave 745 It’s cool I’m in 3rd Grade with Jimmy Hutchinson and Alan Sangpan well this is the first time I put something personle in this book.

#12thEntry
February 1, 1991: Age 8

Well Zach + Katie are still in love!

#11thEntry
Thursday January 1991: Age 8

My mom is so mean She threw me to the ground today I Don't like her

#10thEntry
Thursday November 8th, 1990 Age: 8

Zach and Katie sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G

#9thEntry
Sunday October, 14 Age: 8

I'm in 3rd grade My techer is Miss Norstrom!

#8thEntry
Saturday October 13, 1990 Age: 8

Today was a horrible day It was well WOW!

#7thEntry
Sunday June 16, 1990 Age: 8

TODay is Sunday We went to wag’s for breakfast! I had french toast, My favorite. Then we looked at house’s you mean I didn’t tell you were moving cool han. I alsow got a new sterow with spekers Dude han I no what you mean like bart Simpson would of said now were getting ready to go to Eilliens.

#6thEntry
Wednesday February 14, 1990: Age 7

TODAY Was Valentine my wrost hollidayI like the candy. I think cupid up in hit JENNA Because she aches like she loves me. I got medel head from my mom. The girls got lipstick. I gave alan a great thing he gave me a dome thing. AND CUPid hit JENNYto to love Stevey. Well by JOE

#5thEntry
Saturday January 13, 1990: Age 7

TODAY WaS A Wast of A DAY First we went to the Mall AND looked FOR Shoes stuped isn’t it Then we went to Jhonny and DAVids for 10 SECONS BoriNg don’t ya think? AftER That WE went to Ellien and Ate The Hole time we wer tther DOME DON’t ya think Then I went to BED GOOD NiGth

#4thEntry
Sunday January 7, 1990: Age 7

TODAY IS MY LAST DAY OF MY VacitoN. I Colud Not SEE AlAn” TOMMOROW I HAVE SCHOOL.” I HATE SCHOOL.” I HATE School.” Don’t YOU? SORRY I’M So MAD. NOW I’M iN BED Sallcing! I NEVER WANt TO SEE AlAN AgaiN OK.” OK.”

#3rdEntry
Wednesday January 3, 1990: Age 7

Today was the most werst day of My life! In the morning I was woked at 6:00 then I got up and I was folled by the zomby NORA! After that I Had to clean My ROOM. Almost all DAY I was waching TV! NOW DO YOU NO Why!

#2nd Entry
Tuesday January 2, 1990: Age 7

IF I Ever Get Kids This is the DAY Taye Would want to HEAR.” There old Jokes, Q, Wayed the Chicen crose the ROAD A, To GET to the ether side Q Nock Nock, A Who’s ther Q, Who A Who Who, Q Get it AN OWL Who Who,

#1stEntry
Sunday December 24, 1989 : Age 7

Today was Christmas Eve, I Think tomorrow will Be Better then today. But itlest I got 7 Presint’s Well Howed I do for my first time?