Original Album: Van Houten
What starts as a romp becomes a whimsical journey that embraces confusion and exploits the precious.
1. Question Monkey
2. Key Code
3. Oh My
4. Fun and Games
5. God Said What?!
6. Magpie Jones
7. Until
8. Solarium
9. Relinquish
10. Caster McBoob
11. Mouse Tears
2. Key Code
3. Oh My
4. Fun and Games
5. God Said What?!
6. Magpie Jones
7. Until
8. Solarium
9. Relinquish
10. Caster McBoob
11. Mouse Tears
Question
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Verse: G D Dm7 Am
Chorus: G F# E7 Once upon a time is a hook that no longer works. Heard it too many times to get my interest perked. Sure, it says story-time, but how much is that story worth? When it uses such a line that points to a lazy mind. |
Twice upon a space has a much more sexy face.
I'd totally embrace such scandalous escapades. Sure to ingratiate with a full-on carnal plate. So, for the story's sake, give the monkey's what they crave. Ask me no questions and I'll tell you know lies. Ask me your questions, I'll feed you my lies. I'll tell you a truth made escpecially for you. |
KeyCode
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Verse: G7 Em x 3
C9 G D Am C9 X4 Chorus: G D Am C9 D Am x2 C9 D Am It's a mofo miracle, mirror on the wall, Tell me which bitch Is blinger than them all. Surely, surely, you are going to say it's me. Otherwise, you are getting shattered. It's a guarantee. It's a mofo magic lamp hidden in the dune And just three wishes Aint gonna do. Surely, surely, you are going to wish for me. Otherwise were going to find ourselves A dead genie. |
Voyeur, voyeur in my face, Who is the fakest of the fake? Creeper, creeper in my mind, What you think youre gonna find? It's a mofo poison rose sending you to sleep. You better not wake up For anyone but me. Surely, surely youll stay asleep for them. Otherwise, I'll know the chemistry is All in my head. Voyeur, voyeur in my face, Who is the fakest of the fake? Creeper, creeper in my mind, What you think you’re gonna find? Breaker, breaker of my heart, Don’t overland, don’t you pop. Taker, taker of my soul Congrats on finally striking gold. |
Oh My
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Verse: em7 Am7 C9
Em7 D C9 Chorus: A7 D7-drop mid D7-drop-suss Midwest meltdown, But the weather’s mild. Riding wildly, Acting like a child. Oh my. Oh my. Revel in the random, Reclaim what’s right. Level out the spectrum, We have to fight. |
Oh my godlessness. Oh my galaxy plasma. Define the enigma With ease, but doubt. Design an insignia That can’t be sussed out. So what if all we are Left with is not- It’s not so bad, Considering all we’ve got. Oh my. Oh my. |
Fun and Games
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Verse: C A x4
G E x2 Chorus: F# G A#m F# G F# F# F A#m C A#m D A#m Refrain: D C A So you think you’re big And your shit don’t stink And you’re entitled to it Well listen you little shit I’m here to tell you no. |
So you think you’re hot That you hit the spot The center of the plot Well listen you little snot I’m here to tell you you’re not. With friends like these, I don’t know Making me feel more alone than I did before With friends like these should I care Especially when they’re not willing to play fair. It’s all fun and games Until someone gets hurt |
God
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Verse: G
D C G G D C G DCE Chorus: E Em (side E) Refrain: G D C Em Em C G Em D B (side E) I don’t know about you But I don’t think it’s true It seems most people do To stay from feeling blue I’ll find my own way It seems my only play Please don’t dare say How I should live each day My thoughts are truth But for me and not for you I see your thoughts through Your thinly veiled face. |
I double dare you to Show me proof Any piece would do Show me proof Forget your school Show me proof Forget those words Show me proof Forget what you heard Show me proof I triple dog dare you to Show me proof Cuz I don’t care about you When you tell me what to do It’s like your possessed By the demons I don’t believe in Your own life is a mess So don’t ask me to be blessed I swear just leave me be Cuz I like my idea of free You may think it crazy But in all honesty It’s all I’ll ever need While you forever beg and plead |
Magpie
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Verse: (E D B
B D A) x2 D A x 2 Times when you try to get away But something forces you to stay. Something keeps you here today And keeps you mine for just another day. |
This place makes you day dream down the sun And precipitate what's already begun. The masquerades the only way for one Who wants to lose themself and indulge! And be more than they see. |
UNtil
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Verse: E C x4
C E G D Dsus C E B D A# Chorus: Bm F A So hoooooooooooooold on to that fantasy Until you find yourself stuck in the nightmare Where instead of feasting on pudding and shortbread There won’t be hunger when there is so much to fear Like a baboon rippin’ your face off Or a jackal snippin’ at your flesh soft Like a cougar sniffin’ out your fresh wound Or a grizzly fixin’ you only as food |
Like a gator chompin’ into your belly Or an ana’ chokin’ your heart to jelly Like a great white chasin’ you always Or a squid beast cravin’ you each day So keeeeeeeeeeeeep on trying to make believe Until even you don’t know what’s quite true The only respite from the toils of reality Is finding the guts to go on self-delude With a wish and wink and whistle There hope and miracles will alight Thinking of how might you best kiss her With a coating of choco delight A sugar coma is sure to ensue Drowning you in the sleepy dew Lungs coated with the sweet nectar Lulling legends feign to fix her |
Solarium
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Verse: E F C
E F G Chorus: Cm A# Fm C7 Am Outro: Once again last night, dinosaurs ruled my dreams I can still feel the chill from their hunger screams In this particular dream, their teeth looked especially mean They'd tear a hole right in my soul if they got hold of me Once again last night, girls haunted my dreams I can still feel the chill from their loving me In this particular dream, the girls and dinos were a team And the only thing on their mind was to hunt down and eat me I'm a chew toy in my own mind Deep sleeping my worst fears alive |
So the girls rode the dinos in my head as it sleeps Each enemy craving to rip a different part out of me Through the dino eye im just a tasty piece of meat Gals see something more: a bitter foe to defeat I'm a chew toy in my own mind Deep sleeping my worst fears alive So the girls and the dinos tracked me down just like a dog Snipping and snarling and clawing my dream to a bloody fog So when i hit their bellies after they ate every last piece That’s when I finally wake and thankfully can still breathe I'm a chew toy in my own mind Deep sleeping my worst fears alive Mercurial machination Mental menace I've done my penance Stop the inflammation |
Relinquish
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D C#7 B A7 G# E F#
C# B7 A G#7 F# E F# Jenna had never been fishing before To boot, she’d never seen a fish So I showed her what the worm was for I had all the basics established We spun through the day on the dock nothin cept just a nibble and a peck The dusk brought the rousing lot And we started to catch on real quick Bm7 F#7 Reel in your wish Through shark infested waters Relinquish Your heart and then you’ll snag her Reel in your wish Through shark infested waters Thrown back countless Fun is all that matters |
We threw back all that we caught Not the least bit hungry Dropped track the time as we talked And named every last fishy Reel in your wish And Bathe in endless laughter So much to dish This marks a brand new chapter Don’t relinquish your wish When the day seems to rough And never question if Your dreams speak from above Cuz that’s a myth Perception ruled by bluff Reel in your wish Knowing there’s better One faster and fitter It’s you that will have her |
Caster
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E Have you seen E Em have you seen the little mermaid E Em and its plot so fabricated E Em have your seen the little fish-bag D E because that movie is perverted have you seen the pocahontas and its lies about old john smith have you seen that hippy bitch because that movie is not honest |
E have you seen have you seen have you seen that trash have you seen the sleeping beauty and her necro-nasty-naughty have you seen that drunken floosey because that movie is unruley have you seen the cinderella and her droolin over fella have you seen how far she fell because that movie is awful |
Mouse
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Verse: E B E B x 2 Bb A F# F F # D E G B E G Bb D G Bb A F# D Chorus: C# G# E C# G F# Mickey Moose and Donald Buck Had it made. Had all the luck. Until the day they jumped out the page. And found themselves with depth. Lost track of all they left Now stuck on what to get They forget what they forfeit. Pluto left to die, as they conquer their new sky. Minnies mice 50 percent off Daisys ducklings might get tossed That is, if she cant find a buyer Cuz shed sell them in a flash To fill up her own flask And get drunk off her ass On a love that doesn't last. Huey left to die as they ignore their old lives. Dooey left to die, the forgotten middle child Louie left to die, found choked on his own barf. |
Goofy is off ripping bongs Chip and Dale are wearing thongs All because their friends have gone And left them in a lurch Off getting just desserts For ignorance, what is worse: They will all end up in a hearse Walt left to die No longer froze in time Snow White left to die Without a dwarf in sight Dumbo left to die No longer could he fly Bugs Funny and Daffy Muck Got it made. Got all the luck. Cuz their enemies have bit the dust And left them all the love. That Saturday morning love From the kiddies out above Their now worshiped like Gods. Simba left to die, devoured by his own pride. Wall-E left to die, no longer energized. Nemo left to die, in a plastic six-pack ring. |
